In order to keep you all entertained this weekend, I offer you my favorite quotes on money and marriage.Â Enjoy!
“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.”
Â -Rod Stewart
“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
Â -Robin Williams
“There are a number of mechanical devices which increaseÂ arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz Â 500SL.”
Â -Lynn Lavner