Money and Marriage

In order to keep you all entertained this weekend, I offer you my favorite quotes on money and marriage.  Enjoy!

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.”
 -Rod Stewart

“Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
 -Robin Williams

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz  500SL.”
 -Lynn Lavner

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